CHARACTERS

“I'm hiding in my bedroom; It's the safest place to be. The Kissy Momster's on the prowl, And I think she's out for me.”
- The Kissy Momster

“I’ve tried all kinds of kisses. Which spot can I have missed? I want to know how it can be That you’ve been underkissed?”
- Underkissed

“Quiet, now! I hear her! She's coming down the hall! And if we're not real careful, She'll catch and kiss us all!”
- The Kissy Momster

“There’s just no way around it. The symptoms can’t be missed. It looks as though you suffer From being underkissed.”
- Underkissed

“It’s amazing, this infant; a miracle of design,but it’s still quite possible he’ll poop on me.”
- Don’t Poop On Me

“I’m holding their baby for the very first time and all I can think is ‘Don’t poop on me’.”
- Don’t Poop On Me

“Hi! My name is Jayne and I love to move!”
- Let’s Move!